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We are Legendary

by Paul on August 28, 2010

Personally, I think Blizzard need to think long and hard over this ‘We are Legendary’ because it’s a whole nest of Vipers.

For a start, there appear to be dithering over whether or not it will be retro-active.

There’s a few ways this can go – and all end ugly.

If it’s retro-active it’s tied to the player. If it’s tied to the player two things will instantly happen:

1) Ninja’ing of legendaries and legendary components will go through the roof. And given Blizzard complete ‘hand-off **** happen, get over it’ approach to it, the tirades in /trade will be more legendary that the achievement

2) As has been mentiioned, and a chief concern of mine, the people with Legendary’s will whore themselves to the highest bidder. Then, being that type of person, guild hop anyway, taking their signing fee with them.

Soon enough they will be utterly reviled and name change and / or faction change and / or move server and start over.

So the only people that win here are Blizzard raking in the fees and the leeches.

Recently I was in a 5 man to MC and won the right hand for Thunderfury – it was a fair roll and I wasn’t RL or lootmaster – but three of them turned on me anyway. And that’s before you even get to Cata…

So, retro-active (giving in to the big guilds) is IMO a really, REALLY bad idea.

So, going with only counting after Cata…

Well, Blizzard just shoot themselves in the foot anyway, for several reasons.

First off, Yay, new expansion… people want to explore the new stuff, grind levels on alts etc. They do NOT want to be endlessly doing Ulduar, Sunwell etc in the hope that a legendary /might/ drop this week.

The majority of regular players cannot commit to ‘raid guilds’ because of the time commitment and you know – having a real life.

The majority of ‘raid players’ conversely tend towards being obsessively dedicated to conquering new content and getting new epics (GS shows you have skills, anyone… *cough*)

Can you imagine the raid rota :

Raid times at 6pm until 1am (( legendaries go to GL, KK )) :

  • Monday : Warmup with MC and BWL (for elementium) before main raid
  • Tuesday : Warmup with BT for warglaives before main raid
  • Wednesday : Warmup with Sunwell for Thor’idal before main raid
  • Thursday : Warmup with Ulduar for Val’anyr before main raid
  • Friday : Warmup with ICC for Frostbourne before main raid

ALL of that to get one guild raid achievement – and we all know how low the drop rates on the legendaries are =D – so you are committing people to months or years of raiding old content they are already sick of.

Another point is the move towards being equal with 10 / 25 man guilds. (ie in Cata 25 = more drops, not better ones). Again, the above mindless grind favours big guilds, regardless of how powerful you get in level 85 epics.

Anyway, a year down the line, you finally get the achievement. Numero uno. You are the dogs B.

One of three things happens:

1) The Guildleader is a pillock, gets hacked and hacker destroys you guild (it happens, you know it!)

2) The guild falls to pieces for any number of reasons that big and small guilds fail

3) The GL gets a RL big cash offer, (possibly booting the lot of you) and then it really hits the fan ‘cos you lot have worked your tail off for a year to put cash in his/her bank

However you look at this, my feeling is this ‘We are legendary’ should be a (non retro-active) Realm First feat of Strength achievement applied to the player and guild, but NOT part of the guild levelling process.

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Blizzard fail on customer loyalty?

by Paul on May 4, 2010

This is aimed squarely at the developers and PR at Blizzard.

Forgive my bluntness, but ARE YOU THICK OR WHAT!?

The garish ‘my little pony’ Celestial Steed in BoA and costs 20 Euro. A one off payment to benefit all your alts.

By all accounts this brought in tens of millions of dollars in revenue in just a few days. Possibly hundreds of millions of dollars.

Now, recommend a friend give one poxy BoP mount (I’m STILL waiting for mine after a week by the way…) and generates about 50 Euro – with knock on sales for extending the sub, renames, transfers, and all the other things you charge for, making the ‘recommend a friend’ FAR more lucrative for you.

Now, already we are at the WTF? stage. Does customer loyalty mean so little to you that you give such a relatively shabby reward?

SO… here’s my suggestion.

REWARD CUSTOMER LOYALTY!

For a start – and this is a cast iron certainty – if the mount was BoA you would sell a vast number of new accounts because players would see the value in the offer and either pull friends in or, more likely, buy additional accounts for themselves!

Yes, say your cynical, Armani suited execs, but that only nets us one extra recruit, give us your money…

/slap

Gods you are thick!

Given the lengths you lot go to play on our obsessive natures (as evidenced by the in-game pets you sell for 10 euro a shot) you lot ain’t very bright, eh!?

Give them – give us – options, a selection – And make the damned things BoA!

For instance, a tiered choice of 20 existing or new mounts and pets. Give people the option.

For example:

Recommend a friend gets you the X-53 mount (or the old Zebra)

Recommend a 2nd friend offers you these, Little XT, or another.

At 5 recommendations you open it to offer one of the trading card items, like the Tuskarr Kite.

At 10 other options become available.

For the maximum you offer rares like the Spectral Tiger Mount or Tyrael’s hilt.

I dare say your your legal department will sit bolt upright and scream you can’t offer /those/ but I’m sure you get the idea.

(And yes, muggings here has the Little XT, my little pony etc…)

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Netgear WNDA3100 fails

February 12, 2010

After buying a WNHDE111 access point from Netgear and realising it was wholly incompatible with all the other Netgear wireless I own I was told by the technicians* to buy the Netgear WNDA3100 usb adapter.
What they failed to mention is that it has a long history of causing BSOD crashes with XP and Vista [...]

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WoW You have been disconnected from the server – AGAIN

February 10, 2010

Another Wednesday, another entire day wasted as Blizzard do “something” to the Warcraft servers during their weekly maintenance and countless players like myself cannot log in – again.
Here’s a quote from the forum’s that I can wholly relate to:
Quote: “I disconnect in high-population areas after any hotfix, patch, update, change, etc. My internet completely [...]

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WoW additional instances cannot be launched

August 11, 2009

Added this here so people can comment with their own experience if they want and to relate my ongoing frustration with the current instance problems with Warcraft.
I have written a scathing article on the matter, you can read it here : Additional instances cannot be launched
I say ‘current’ it’s actually been going on for ten [...]

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Spineless Labour MPs desert autistic hacker

July 16, 2009

This is a follower on from the Daily Mails article, entitled : BETRAYED: Spineless Labour MPs who backed Asperger’s victim’s bid to beat extradition desert him
(By James Chapman and Ian Drury 15th July 2009)

My reply to them :
Surprised no-one else has commented yet! Late I guess. Well, I’m going to act at any rate and [...]

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Wordpress 2.8 visual editor bug

June 21, 2009

Not wholly sure this is a bug as it doesn’t affect everyone. Far as I can tell it’s caused by Wordpress not completely upgrading from earlier versions. It is also affect by the theme you use. For instance on this blog I have no problems, on another, I’ve lost images. Same server, same theme, so [...]

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The Home Project

June 10, 2009

The Home Project
I would have missed this but for a chance link on Twitter, just a short clip with relaxing music and a haunting theme. The full feature, which I’ve listened to in several languages now, is full of wonderful views – and stark warning. If you are concerned about the planet, you should watch [...]

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